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Author Topic: A Person to Lawyer: What is your fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions. P  (Read 68 times)

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A Person to Lawyer: What is your fees?

 Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

 Person : Isn't it too high?

 Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?




 Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

 Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

 Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.




 A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.

 To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."

 Looking at the soldier he shouted "What do you want?"
 "Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone."

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