A Person to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Person : Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.
To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."
Looking at the soldier he shouted "What do you want?"
"Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone."